Be strange and lovely
Behind every great man is a ride or die bitch. Drunk History
September 14th, 2014 // 2 notes



you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(Source: zephye, via fluerly)

September 14th, 2014 - 305,653 notes


are we positive that pete holmes is real and not just a ridiculous caricature of a human being?

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September 14th, 2014 - 9 notes
  • me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on
September 14th, 2014 // 640,354 notes